Another thing about
is that it's all about instant
. Thus, I can enforce really terrible, mid 1990's newsletter designs on you at will.
At will! Ahahaha. Given that most of said newsletters were brimming with bitchy remarks, overuse of exclamation marks and terrifying belief in the self-worth of the author, it's clear they were the forerunner of blogs anyway, so Comic Sans dragged into the third dimension is a development long overdue.
This line of thinking does overlook goth and emo, which as far as I know never flourished in newsletter form. Of course, I suppose the point would be that nobody read it; maybe childhood bedrooms across the globe contain crude WordPerfect creations marked "Distribution: 2. Me and the heartless, uncaring world."
EDIT: Turns out it doesn't do WordArt. Or image hosting to anything other than your own server. Rubbish.